Owls confirmed to be the creepiest birds ever. LOOK AT THE FUCKING THINGS. If you fail to notice the one on the left fucking SWALLOWING a rat, then you have the dude singing some satanic chant or something next to him, and then you have those two other fucking psychos synchronized to make you feel creeped the fuck out with their soulless dance of FUCKING DOOM.
I really am tempted to reblog this every time it’s on my dash. That description is one of the best things on the internet.
Yeahhhh, I want this on my blog again.
I’m not really planning on having kids, but if I did this is how shopping would work for my girls or boys: nothing outside mom’s price range, and if it doesn’t make you look and/or feel your best we won’t get it. No matter how “popular” or “cool” the store, brand, or style is.